Thread: Bad Taste McCartney

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long! She said
in an earlier briefing, I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really
stumped!"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk
out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if
we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if
an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to
stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may
have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying
to get her leg over"
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause.
"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at
night and find her legless"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic
leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

Hahahahahaha, thats brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

I shouldn't laugh, but I still do!

omg lol

Oh thats sooo funny!!!
I cant stop laughing

I really should not be laughing at that, but I can't help it!

LOL You know I was driving through Chattanooga once and saw a shop called "Stubbs" I said..what kinda shop is that? And my friend said they make prosthetic limbs in there.

I was shocked. I was like "OMG that's terrible, why would they call the place that!" But he said the owner's last name was Stubbs. This is a true story. LOL