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    Talking The Washcloth

    Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on; there is
    not a woman
    alive today who won't crack up over this!

    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
    week.

    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
    to tell me
    that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 a.m.

    I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it
    was already
    around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,
    so I didn't
    have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
    hygiene when
    making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
    make the full
    effort; I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
    washcloth that was
    sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
    area to make
    sure I was at least presentable.

    I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
    clothes, hopped in
    the car and raced to my appointment.

    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
    called in. I
    hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the
    room and
    pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
    miles away.

    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have
    made an extra
    effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home;
    the rest of
    the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she
    called out from
    the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
    had all my
    glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


    Hoped you enjoyed!!! I was in tears laughing so hard the first time I read!!!

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    That's a good one. LOL




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    im still laughing....

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    LOL !!

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    !!! LoL!!!


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    LOL, that is hilarious!!



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    That is soooo funny what a laugh!!!


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