What a great post!!! Scary thing is I had absolutely no problem reading and interpreting it. LOL
So not all of you read my blog so I though you may want to read today's post. I think a lot of you will relate and hopefully it will put a smile on your face.
My life has become an abbreviation
Happy Valentines Day - or should I say “HVD”.
“CD” 8. That is what I am on today. I know this because not only do I keep track, but the “CBFM” tells me so. This is what my life has been reduced to. It’s not “Wednesday” or “Friday” or “Christmas Eve” or “Easter”. For me, it’s “CD” 1 (the worst of all because that means “AF” got me) or “CD” 14 (am I “O” yet? Better get out the “OPK’s”) or it’s the “2WW” which means my days then turn to “2dpo” or “4dpo” or better yet, “10dpo” when I can start testing with “HPT’s”. Will it finally be a “BFP”? Or will it be another dreaded “BFN”? Should I use a “FRER”? Will I be blessed with “baby dust” and if I was, will it finally be “sticky”? Lord know’s we “BD” enough or did we??? I mean, we followed the “SMEP” this month...I checked my “CP” and found “CM” but was it the highly coveted “EWCM”?? Do I need to see an OBGYN?? OMG....maybe an “OBGYN” isn’t enough! Maybe now I need an “RE”?? Should I discuss it with the girls on “BNB” or “BTZ”???
If you have no clue what I am talking about, then you need to count your lucky stars you’re not at this stage just yet. If you do understand, I’m so sorry. The crazy train leaves at six....wanna sit together??
February 27th, 2013 - Our miracle boy, Gage Joseph is born!
June 25th, 2012 - please stick little
October 12, 2011 - chemical
July 10, 2011 - chemical m/c
July 1, 2011 -
November 2010 - m/c 10 weeks.
Sticky dust to Carolyn and Miranda!
GAGE JOSEPH IS HERE!!!
I feel the same way most days...just an abbreviation, to say the least! Great post BTW, I understood it all!
Great post! Amazing what we are reduced to while TTC! Nice to get a laugh out of it, Lord knows we get enough tears.
That is an awesome post!!! Love it, because that's exactly spot on!
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