Thread: Guilty Secrets?!

Me and Lucie are clothes addicts. From an early age Ive taught her to say 'Ive had this for ages' when Alan asks if what she wearing is new. I feel really guilty now writing that down, Ive actually taught my child to lie lol She is soooo convincing too.

you girls are so funny so I will join in, great thread!!!

OK I am a bit like Kath,if I am knackered and want a extra 40 winks in bed I will give Milly a biscuit and bottle of milk or juice and get one of her brothers to lay in her cotbed with her and watch TV lol!!!! Well when it's me on my own I can't get anyone to give me a lie in!!!!

When George was little he use to like the same book over and over and over again.....I use to skip a page or 2 as it was 20 pages long lol!!!!!

Oh and I am so going to teach Milly to say OH I HAVE HAD THIS AGES lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats soo funny LOLOL

Ok time for bitch Mam to show herself... Hmm what do i do?
SOO MANY THINGS :S lol

If i want a lie in.. i will make Meg lie in her bed watching a DVD eating biscuits...

I have tried to pin towels up at the windows upstairs to block out the light so in the morning when kids got up at 7.30 i could tell them it was still night time n go back to sleep :S lol

There have been days where i have not cooked a meal at all and just fed the kids crap... the 2 take aways in 1 day i have done too!!

So many more i just cant think at the moment,,,

I LOVE the " i've had this for ages" one hahahaha absolute classic!!

you girls are hilarious.........well i can't join in as i don't have kids....YET......but i'll remember this thread in a year or two.....lol.......well maybe telling David a tiny fib or two will count????? rofl..........like when he's at work on a weekend and i should be home doing house work and he calls and asks what i'm doing............i'll say mopping or something, when i'm actually lying on the couch watching tv or curled up reading a good book....then an hour or so before he gets home, i'll rush around like a mad woman to finish everything by the time he gets home.......rofl.........super wifey......lol.

Originally Posted by pinder_baby04

you girls are hilarious.........well i can't join in as i don't have kids....YET......but i'll remember this thread in a year or two.....lol.......well maybe telling David a tiny fib or two will count????? rofl..........like when he's at work on a weekend and i should be home doing house work and he calls and asks what i'm doing............i'll say mopping or something, when i'm actually lying on the couch watching tv or curled up reading a good book....then an hour or so before he gets home, i'll rush around like a mad woman to finish everything by the time he gets home.......rofl.........super wifey......lol.

Haha i do that too.. im usually on here or playing peppa pig with meg untill 4.30 when me n meg run around like mad people tidying up before 5 LOL

excellent thread!!

well....

i leave him infront of the TV when i want a break....

give him his crisps in bed, lol

let him chew on my mobile and house phone even though he rings people and fills it with spit, and has even rung the police :-) hahaha....
and much much more...lol..

Originally Posted by xxNataliexx

Me and Lucie are clothes addicts. From an early age Ive taught her to say 'Ive had this for ages' when Alan asks if what she wearing is new. I feel really guilty now writing that down, Ive actually taught my child to lie lol She is soooo convincing too.

That is hilarious!!! Good for you - I love it!! Her poor future husband

i said to my mum that i had to work for a few hours one afternoon could she have Kayleigh but i didnt i went back to bed cause i had a HUGE hangover lol !!

This is awful, but i let Dylan have McDonalds, i know i shouldnt, really i do, i wish i hadnt even started it PLUS everytime i drive past either McDonalds/KFC/TGI Fridays he shouts "din dins" , i feel so bad now!!!